1 Afta Jesus pau teach, he go way from Galilee side, an go da Judea borda side, da odda side a da Jordan Riva. 2 Had plenny peopo go by him, an he make da sick guys come good ova dea.

3 Had some Pharisee guys dat go by Jesus fo try trap him from wat he goin tell um. Dey tell him, “Inside da Rules From God, az right, o wat, fo one guy go throw out his wife fo watevas?”

4  ✡ 19:4: Start 1:27; 5:2He tell, “You guys neva read inside da Bible bout wen God wen make da world? He make one guy, den he make one wahine. 5  ✡ 19:5: Start 2:24An God tell, ‘Cuz I wen do dat, da guy no goin stay wit his muddah an faddah no moa, he goin stay wit his wife, an da guy an da wahine goin be jalike one body.’ 6 So dey not two peopo no moa, dey one body. Wat God put togedda, da peopo betta not broke um up.”

7  ✡ 19:7: Rules2 24:1-4; Matt 5:31Dey tell him, “Den how come Moses tell, ‘Fo get one divorce, gotta give da wife one divorce paypa, den let her go’?”

8 Jesus tell dem, “Cuz all you guys real hard head, dass why Moses let you guys throw out yoa wife. But I tell you guys dis: Wen God make da world, dat time no was lidat. 9  ✡ 19:9: Matt 5:32; 1Cor 7:10-11An I tell you guys dis too: If one wahine neva fool aroun, an her husban still yet throw her out, an den he marry anodda wahine, da firs one still yet stay his wife. Da guy ony fool aroun da secon wahine.”

10 Jesus guys tell, “Eh, if dass how stay, mo betta no marry.”

11 But Jesus tell, “Erybody no can handle dis, ony da guys God help fo do um, dey can handle. 12 Cuz get guys dat no can marry cuz dey born lidat. An get odda guys dat no can marry cuz peopo make um lidat. An get mo odda guys dat no marry cuz dey like ony work fo God, da King inside da sky. Whoeva can handle dis, let him do um.”

13 Da peopo bring dea small kids by Jesus, cuz dey like him fo put his hands on top dea heads an pray. But Jesus guys scold da peopo. 14 Den Jesus tell, “Let da kids come! No stop dem! Cuz da peopo dat get God in da sky fo dea King, inside dey jus like dese kids.” 15 Den Jesus put his hands on top da kids heads, an afta dat, he go way.

16 An you know wat? One guy go by Jesus, an tell, “Eh, Teacha! Can aks you one question? Wat good ting I gotta do fo me live to da max foeva?”

17 Jesus tell, “How come you aks me bout da ‘good ting’? Ony get one Guy dat stay good fo real kine, dass God! If you like live to da max foeva, you know da Rules From God? Go do um, den.”

18  ✡ 19:18 a: Outa 20:13; Rules2 5:17; b: Outa 20:14; Rules2 5:18; c: Outa 20:15; Rules2 5:19; d: Outa 20:16; Rules2 5:20Da guy tell, “Wat rules?”

Jesus tell, “No go murda nobody, no go fool aroun behind somebody back, no rip off nobody, no bulai any kine bout nobody, 19  ✡ 19:19 a: Outa 20:12; Rules2 5:16; b: Pries 19:18show respeck fo yoa muddah an faddah, get love fo da odda guy jalike you get love fo you.”

20 Da young guy tell, “Ho, Teacha! I awready do all dat stuff. Wat mo I gotta do?”

21 Jesus tell um, “If you like come perfeck kine, go sell all da stuffs you get, an give da money to da peopo dat no mo notting. Den come wit me fo be my guy. An garans you goin get da real kine rich stuff in da sky.” 22 Da young guy hear dat, he come real sad, an den he go way, cuz he get plenny rich stuffs dat he no like sell.

23 Jesus tell his guys, “You see dat? I tell you guys dis too, az why hard fo one rich guy get God in da sky fo come his King. 24 I tell you guys one mo time, mo easy fo one camel go thru da puka inside one needle, den fo one rich guy fo get God in da sky fo his King.”

25 His guys hear dat, an dat blow dea mind. Dey tell, “Eh, if dass how stay, den who can get outa da bad kine stuff dey stay in?”

26 Jesus look strait at dem, an tell, “No mo nobody dat can do um, but ony God, he da One dat can do um.”

27 Den Peter tell, “Eh, Boss, try lissen! Us guys wen give up eryting we get fo go wit you. Wat we goin get fo dat?”

28  ✡ 19:28 a: Matt 25:31; b: Luke 22:30An Jesus tell, “Az right! An I tell you, I da Fo Real Kine Guy. Wen eryting come new, an wen I sit on top my awesome throne, you guys dat stay my guys right now, goin sit down on top twelve thrones an be da judges fo da peopo inside da twelve Israel ohanas. 29 Whoeva give up his houses, his braddahs, his sistahs, his faddah an muddah, his kids, his land, cuz he know who me, bumbye dey goin get hundred times mo plenny, plus, dey goin live to da max foeva. 30  ✡ 19:30: Matt 20:16; Luke 13:30Goin get plenny guys dat make um fo dem come firs, but bumbye dey goin come las. An get plenny guys dat make um fo dem come las, but bumbye dey goin come firs.”