Da Numba Two Letta
From Peter
1
“Aloha!”
Aloha! Dis me, Simon Peter. I one worka guy fo Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. He wen sen me all ova da place fo tell peopo bout him.
I stay writing dis letta fo you guys dat trus Jesus Christ. God wen let you guys trus Jesus Christ cuz he erytime do da right ting. Dass worth plenny fo you guys, jalike fo us guys. He oua God, an he da One dat take us outa da bad kine stuff we stay do. I like fo you guys know God an Jesus, Da One In Charge a us guys, fo real kine. I like fo God an Jesus do plenny good stuff fo you guys. An I like fo dem make um so no mo notting bodda you.
God Pick His Peopo An Tell Dem
Fo Come Be His Guys
Jesus get da kine powa ony God get. Az how he wen give us guys eryting we need fo live to da max fo real kine, da way God like us fo live. An God do dat fo help us guys know him mo betta, an az worth plenny. He da One dat wen tell us fo come be his guys! He tell dat cuz he real awesome an real good. Jesus wen give us all da real importan stuff he wen promise fo give us, an dat worth plenny too. An he wen give us all dat fo us guys get da kine life dat God give. Az how us get outa all da pilau stuff da peopo all ova da world do fo make any kine how dey like.
Az why, I like you guys go all out fo do good tings erytime fo show dat you stay good inside. But no stop dea. You guys trus Jesus awready. But no stop dea. Know about all kine stuff mo an moa. But no stop dea. Know how fo hold back wen you gotta hold back. But no stop dea. Erytime you get hard time, hang in dea an no give up. But no stop dea. Do eryting da way God like. But no stop dea. Show love an aloha fo yoa Christian braddahs an sistahs. But no stop dea. Show love an aloha fo erybody.
If you guys live lidis mo an moa, den you no goin live da kine life dat ony wase time an no show notting good. You guys goin know Jesus Christ mo betta, Da One In Charge a us guys. If get somebody dat no like live lidat, dat kine guy stay blind. He no can see good in front him. But eh! Da buggah foget awready dat God wen clean him up inside from all da bad kine stuff he wen do from befo time.
10 So den, my braddahs an sistahs, go all out mo den befo time fo show dat God wen pick you guys. He wen tell you fo come be his guys, an you guys wen do um. Now, make shua you guys live lidat. Den you guys no goin come all jam up, eva. 11 Den, God goin give you guys someting real awesome. He goin give you da right fo get Jesus Christ fo be yoa King, foeva an eva! Jesus Da One In Charge a us guys. Him da One dat hemo all da bad kine stuff we stay in.
How Come Peter Write All Dis?
12 Az why erytime I goin tell you guys da same ting. An you guys no foget um. Neva mind you guys awready know um. You guys stay solid awready cuz you know all dis stuff az true. 13 An I no goin let you guys foget um. I goin help you guys fo tink bout um erytime. I figga mo betta I make lidis now wen I still stay alive inside dis body. 14 Pretty soon I goin mahke. I know dis, cuz Jesus Christ, Da One In Charge, God Spesho Guy, he wen tell me dat. 15 But still yet I goin go all out fo tell dis, so bumbye wen I mahke, you guys no goin foget.
We Wen See How Awesome Jesus Stay
(Matthew 17:1-13; Mark 9:2-13; Luke 9:28-36)
16 Me an my frenz wen tell you guys awready bout Da One In Charge a us guys, Jesus Christ, an how plenny powa he goin get wen he come back, aah? Not was jus one bulai kine story dat us guys like tell. We wen tell you guys ony wat we wen see! Az why we know how awesome Jesus stay cuz he da King! 17-18  1:17-18: Matt 17:1-5; Mark 9:2-7; Luke 9:28-35Had one time us guys was wit Jesus, ova dea on top dat mountain dat stay spesho fo God. An God da Faddah wen tell how spesho an awesome Jesus. Dat time, Jesus wen hear one voice dat come outa da Awesome Place up dea inside da sky. God tell, “Dis my Boy! I get love an aloha fo him. He make me feel real good inside!” An us guys wen hear dat voice too dat come outa da sky. 19 Az how make all us guys mo shua bout da tings we wen learn from da guys dat wen talk fo God befo time. Az good you guys do wat dey wen tell you fo do! Cuz da stuff dey tell, az jalike one small lamp dat shine inside one real dark place. You guys gotta lissen wat dey wen tell. So stay lissen good till Jesus come back! Den you guys goin undastan mo an mo betta. Goin be jalike wen da light from da morning star come out, an den da sun come out! 20 Dis da main ting I like fo you guys know: Eryting da guys dat wen talk fo God wen write inside da Bible, dey neva make um up! 21 Cuz da stuff dey wen write, dey neva write um jus fo make up someting. Wat dey wen write, az wat God wen give um. Dey tell wat da Good An Spesho Spirit wen show um fo tell.

1:17-18 1:17-18: Matt 17:1-5; Mark 9:2-7; Luke 9:28-35