1 Dese da guys dat wen come by David Ziklag side, da time Saul, Kish boy, no let David come in front him. Dey some a da real good fighta guys dat help David fo fight. 2 Dey use bow an arrow, an dey can sling stones wit da right hand o da lef hand. Dey Saul relatives from da Benjamin ohana.

3 Ahiezer dea main guy, an his braddah Joash his helpa. Dea faddah, Shemaah from Gibeah town. Da odda army guys was Jeziel an Pelet, an Azmawet boys Berakah an Jehu from Anatot town, 4 an Ishmaiah from Gibeon town, one a da bestes army guys from da thirty main guys. He one leada fo dem. 5 Eluzai, Jerimot, Bealiah, Shemariah, an Shefatiah from Haruf town, 6 Elkanah, Isshiah, Azarel, Joezer, an Jashobeam dat com from da Korah blood line, 7 Joelah an Zebadiah, Jeroham boys from Gedor.

8 Some Gad guys go ova by David inside da strong place wea nobody can attack him, dat he get inside da boonies. Dey real good army guys, an dey stay ready fo make war. Dey know how fo use da heavy shield an da spear. Dea face look jalike da lion face, an dey run fas on top da mountains, jalike da deer.

14 Dese Gad guys, da main leada guys fo da odda Gad guys in da army. Da mos weak one a dem can fight one hundred guys, an da mos strong guy can fight one tousan guys. 15 Dey da guys dat wen go da odda side a da Jordan Riva high watta time March an April, wen da riva stay ovaflow. Dey make all da peopo dat live inside da Jordan valley run away da east side an da west side.

16 Had odda Benjamin guys an some guys from Judah come by David too, inside da strong place wea Absalom no can attack him. 17 David go outside fo meet dem. He tell, “If you guys come by me fo do good, fo help me, den you guys an me can do stuff togedda. But if you guys come fo trick me an sell me out to da guys dat stay agains me, wen I neva do notting fo hurt nobody, den I like da God fo oua ancesta guys see wat you guys do, an punish you guys.”

18 Den God Spirit take ova Amasai, da leada fo da thirty bestes army guys. He tell,

So David take dem, an make dem da leadas fo his raida kine army guys.

19 Befo time, wen David like go wit da Filisha guys fo fight Saul, some a da Manasseh guys change to David side. (But David an his guys neva help da Filisha guys fo real, cuz afta da Filisha guys talk bout him going wit dem, dea main leadas sen David away. Dey tell each odda, “Goin be us guys dat mahke if David change his mind an go back by his boss, Saul, from befo time.”) 20 Wen David go Ziklag, dese da Manasseh guys dat go his side: Adnah, Jozabad, Jediael, Michael, da odda Jozabad, Elihu, an Zilletai. All dem lead tousan Manasseh guys. 21 Dey help David go afta da steala guys dat come togedda fo rip off peopo. Cuz all dem Manasseh guys, dey real good army guys, an dey stay ready fo make war. Dey come da main leada guys fo David army. 22 Ery day mo guys come fo help David, till he get one big awesome army.

23 Dis da numbas, fo how plenny guys get stuff fo fight, an go by David Hebron side fo turn ova da Saul govmen to David, jalike Da One In Charge wen tell um fo do:

38 All dese guys volunteer fo fight inside da army. Dey go Hebron an dey tink az good fo make David da king fo all da Israel peopo. All da odda Israel peopo tink da same ting fo make David dea king. 39 Da guys stay dea three days wit David. Dey stay eat an drink, cuz dea blood line peopo sen food wit dem fo eat. 40 An da guys dat live nea dem all da way from Issakar, Zebulun, an Naftali, come an bring food on top donkeys, camels, mules, an cows. Get plenny flour, fig cakes, raisin cakes, wine, oil, cows an sheeps, cuz all da Israel peopo stay good inside.